Welcum to the home of C2H5OH, the Columbus “Cowtown with a Hard-on” Hash House Harriers & Harriettes, OHio
Trail # 369
All Day Hash Christmas Trail, Party & 69 Event
What: C2H5OH’s 369th run and All Day Hash Christmas Party & 69 Event
369?: yes, it is the actual trail #
Food Hare: Beave It To Cleavage and Moon Over My Truckie
Keg o’Beer: provided by C2H5OH’s hash cash
Hash Cash: the paltry sum of $10 or bring a food item
Where: Beave It To Cleavage and Serialbater’s home just north of the Columbus Zoo
Erections: from I-270 take Sawmill Road north, turn left on Hard road, turn right on Riverside Drive north going 5 miles past the Columbus Zoo, turn right at 5553 Riverside Drive, Delaware, Ohio 43015 and on-up.
Parking: on the concrete driveway past the Hash On-On sign, then put your keys in the basket and wake up in the morning.
Frozen Shiggy: yes, unless its water
Water Shiggy: yes, unless its frozen
Poison Shiggy: always be mindful on Bater’s trails
Dry Sack: alternate sexy on-after apparel is recommended
Showers: 4 available to clean up at the on-in for the on-after
Crash Space: bring your sack and fluffy things for your own party 69!
White Elephant: bring a colorful $10ish item for this wild gift exchange
Non-Hashing Handicrapped: get sauced with the food hares at the house!
Late Arrivals: if you can’t cum to our 369th run but can cum celebrate at our fluid sharing Christmas Party on-after!
Beer Bitches: between 1 and 6 to be commissioned in ambush
Cabaret of Events
1:30 keg tapping and beer bitch commissioning
2:15 chalk talk
5:30 garage circle
6pm naming circle - the nameless will be sent in the house and we’ll talk about you behind your back
7pm Beave It To Cleavage’s egg nog unveiling and spread of naughty bits
9pm wild white elephant gift exchange
10pm keg killing event
Full Moon Trail #(-12)
Tuesday, Dec. 17, 6 PM
It’s December and you know who is coming to town! That’s right, Krampus! You thought I meant Santa? Aren’t you a hasher? I doubt most of us have been on the nice list for a long time. So come on out and celebrate your naughty side by running through the streets, fueled by alcohol and a lust for life!
Extra down downs awarded if you pay tribute to the Yule Lord by dressing like him!
This is a special combined trail with the Grandview Running Club, so don’t miss out on meeting the similarly minded folks!
Hare: Rear End Loader
When: Tuesday, Dec. 17, 6 PM, on out at 7 PM sharp!
Where: Miller’s Columbus Alehouse, 1201 Olentangy River Road. Columbus, Ohio 43212
Hash Cash: Between $0 – $5. Krampus will check the list when you get there.
Trail: A – A, 4ish mile trail -There will be a naughty/nice split for those of you who want to walk/jog a shorter trail.
From the hare: Huge parking Lot available. No specials, but 54 beers on tap and happy hour until 7! It is dark, so a light wouldn’t be a bad idea.